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tsuntrader) wrote2012-01-10 03:25 pm
tsuntrader) wrote2012-01-10 03:25 pm
[Action] I feel like this title needs a balls joke
[What's a productive use of time? Time exploring the woods and training.
Today involves the latter. ...No, really. There's perfectly valid "training" logic behind Silver running around the entire village with Sneasel and an oversized ball gun, a birthday present from some stupid flirt that needs some shounen spirit.
And the entire village is no exaggeration. He'll be zipping through lawns, tree jumping, sliding across any remaining snow and ice as if he was raised with it, pulling off ridiculous ninja bullshit stunts, the works. He'll even head into the woods at some point.
And, of course, there are those balls that keep coming out of it. Of course... They're not just balls. They're Pokéballs, which might clue people in on why Silver's doing the equivalent of playing with a new toy. They're empty Pokéballs for a good portion of the day... And they're liable to hit anyone and anything. You know, if Silver hasn't already quickly turned a corner and collided with you or narrowly avoided a collision due to good reflexes.
Of course, later on, it will also have a bird in it, so if your life long dream is to have a two foot tall bird come out of a ball and accidentally collide with you or tackle you over, now's your chance.
This is totally valid and legitimate training, guys. Really.]
Today involves the latter. ...No, really. There's perfectly valid "training" logic behind Silver running around the entire village with Sneasel and an oversized ball gun, a birthday present from some stupid flirt that needs some shounen spirit.
And the entire village is no exaggeration. He'll be zipping through lawns, tree jumping, sliding across any remaining snow and ice as if he was raised with it, pulling off ridiculous ninja bullshit stunts, the works. He'll even head into the woods at some point.
And, of course, there are those balls that keep coming out of it. Of course... They're not just balls. They're Pokéballs, which might clue people in on why Silver's doing the equivalent of playing with a new toy. They're empty Pokéballs for a good portion of the day... And they're liable to hit anyone and anything. You know, if Silver hasn't already quickly turned a corner and collided with you or narrowly avoided a collision due to good reflexes.
Of course, later on, it will also have a bird in it, so if your life long dream is to have a two foot tall bird come out of a ball and accidentally collide with you or tackle you over, now's your chance.
This is totally valid and legitimate training, guys. Really.]
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but she does nearly get hit by one of those pokéballs you're firing. But it does knock her hat off. ...w-what just happened and what was that thud that hit her precious hat.]
H-huh..?!
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Just... going to casually walk over and grab that Pokéball- wait, no. He's going to hide his toy gun behind his back, then grab it.]
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Did you throw that, Silver...? [ruuuuude :C]
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uh
uh uh uh-- Nothing, really! Don't look at what he's holding behind him!]
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head tiiiiiiiilt...
Are you hiding something, Silver...]
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Peeeeering behind you now, Silver... What do?]
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What are you doing, Silver...]
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What's that?
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In order to get them to open, you'd have to be really careful about the angle that you put them in, though. [So overall, it's more trouble than it's worth.]
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...Anyway, he's handing it over to Yellow.]
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