Appointments Post

[tsuntrader]

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[dragoneer]

[Dragon rides, the foolproof to win a fair maiden's heart. Toothless takes off towards the eastern lake as Hiccup shifts his pegleg again.]

Pretty breathtaking, is it not?

[tsuntrader]

[-Huh? Oh, right... Nodding won't do any good if Hiccup has to look forward, so-] Yeah. [Flying's always breathtaking, and Toothless really does a good job of the whole breathtaking thing.]

[dragoneer]

Is there anything in particular you would like to see? The mountains? The beach? The whole world is within our reach!

[...You know, the whole Luceti world.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Wh-] Are you rhyming?

[dragoneer]

[...He's accidentally struck gold.]

...Why yes, of course I am! Because I'm your...man!

[tsuntrader]

[...That is more endearing than it has any right to be.]

[dragoneer]

[Yeah that's right. He's so suave.]

Up here in the skies, with the sun in our eyes!

[tsuntrader]

[...Oh hell, why not.] Where Hiccup's being super dumb, but that's experiment rule of thumb.

[dragoneer]

[...That's hurtful. Super dumb?? He thought this was super romantic!

He keeps a straight face.]

I only wish for you to be a part of my lonesome, aching heart!

[tsuntrader]

That's what friends are for.

[dragoneer]

So...you are determined to just be my friend?

[tsuntrader]

Don't you have a girlfriend back at home anyway? [...Sorry Toothless, they're having this argument while riding on you.]

[dragoneer]

I cannot wait for her forever! The loneliness tortures my heart so.

[Toothless is getting kind of used to this BS, man.]

[tsuntrader]

[...Wait, is he saying that because he's mister dramatic... Or does he actually mean it...?]

[dragoneer]

[Why not both? Both is good.]

My heart yearns for love! But where will I find it and keep it? It is a mystery!

[tsuntrader]

There's more than one kind of love, you know.

[dragoneer]

Of course I know that! But there is one kind I yearn for above all others.

[tsuntrader]

...Why does everyone think that relationships are such a big deal?

[dragoneer]

Because they are! It's about finding your other half! Your one true love! Your soulmate! That person who will be by your side always.

[tsuntrader]

Your other half that you can kiss.

[dragoneer]

[EYEBROW WAGGLE] Is that an invitation?

[tsuntrader]

[...This is so creepy. Stupid mallies...]

No. Not at all. [You're not taking her first kiss, buddy. Sorry.]

[dragoneer]

[...Oh. D8]

Alas! Shall I take you back, then? I would hate to impose on such a fair maiden's heart.

[tsuntrader]

The ride is pretty-

[...Oh come on, she can handle maiden, or dear maiden, but fair maiden? Come on.] ...Cool. ...If you're okay with that.

[dragoneer]

[There's only so much rejection his pride can handle, man.]

I suppose I can--for you. Take us down, Toothless.