[Written]

[tsuntrader]

[He's been back in Luceti for long enough to find his Murkrow, generally remember where he is, and come up with something incredibly lengthy and eloquent to use his journal for.]

Has anyone seen any Pokémon or anyone with Pokémon?

[...That's not enough, people might not know which ones.] A Feraligatr, Sneasel, Gyarados, or Kingdra. Maybe an Ursaring. [Or what they are. But how the hell do you describe Pokémon?] A giant blue Alligator, a vaguely cat-like dark/ice type with a feather for a left ear, a giant red fish with a snakelike body that looks like a dragon, a big blue seahorse, and a bear with a circle on its chest.

[This won't ever stop being stupid. How do people live without Pokémon? ...Whatever. That's descriptive enough. ...Right?]

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[Written] this is also totally last chronologically

[mischiefbreeder]

[...Son of a... Of course, no sooner does he say he doesn't want his friends to get dragged into Luceti, it ends up happening. Great.

...Oh well. Better make the best of it. And by that, we mean screw with Silver.

Sup Silver, there is someone writing at you, except the viewer window is obscured, not showing who is writing on the other side.]

Pokémon, you say?

[Voice]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

Pokemon...

Well, the only person I know who uses them in Luceti is Gold.

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[tsuntrader]

Gold's here? [At least that saves him a little trouble.]

[Written]

[tsuntrader]

Yes. [8|]

[Written]

[mischiefbreeder]

Then I might be able to give you the information you want.

[Augh, it hurts to be so elaborate.]

[Written]

[tsuntrader]

[...] Go on.

[Written]

[mischiefbreeder]

Not so fast. Don't be so hasty.

[Written]

[tsuntrader]

[But he's not- but he didn't- how is this- is he supposed to lineface expectantly at his journal? Because that's what he's doing.]

[Written]

[mischiefbreeder]

If I'm going to help you, I have to test your worth as a Pokémon Trainer!

[Written]

[tsuntrader]

[... ... ...] How?

[Written]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

He sure is!

Do you know where you are at the moment?

[Written]

[mischiefbreeder]

Find your way to the village plaza. We'll continue from there.

[Written]

[tsuntrader]

Luceti, right?

[Written]

[tsuntrader]

You're not even going to give an explanation?

[Written]

[mischiefbreeder]

No.

[Written]

[tsuntrader]

In that case, I can figure things out myself.

[Written]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

You've been here before then, I'm assuming?

[Written]

[tsuntrader]

For a couple of months.

[Written]

[boomchucka.livejournal.com]

So you already know about the item shops and everything in the village then. Do you need help finding your way to the village?

[Written]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Shit shit, can't lose him now! Think Gold, think!]

...Then I guess you must not be too concerned about your Pokémon.

[Written]

[tsuntrader]

I'll figure it out.

[Written]

[tsuntrader]

[His-]

[...] Fine.

[Written]

[mischiefbreeder]

Then we'll meet in the plaza to discuss this. ...Personally.

[tsuntrader]

[Yeah yeah whatever come on Murkrow let's make our way to the-

...

Where the hell is the plaza again?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Should've let Selphie direct you, dumbass.]