[Written]

[tsuntrader]

[He's been back in Luceti for long enough to find his Murkrow, generally remember where he is, and come up with something incredibly lengthy and eloquent to use his journal for.]

Has anyone seen any Pokémon or anyone with Pokémon?

[...That's not enough, people might not know which ones.] A Feraligatr, Sneasel, Gyarados, or Kingdra. Maybe an Ursaring. [Or what they are. But how the hell do you describe Pokémon?] A giant blue Alligator, a vaguely cat-like dark/ice type with a feather for a left ear, a giant red fish with a snakelike body that looks like a dragon, a big blue seahorse, and a bear with a circle on its chest.

[This won't ever stop being stupid. How do people live without Pokémon? ...Whatever. That's descriptive enough. ...Right?]

Comments

[Written]

[mischiefbreeder]

Then we'll meet in the plaza to discuss this. ...Personally.

[tsuntrader]

[Yeah yeah whatever come on Murkrow let's make our way to the-

...

Where the hell is the plaza again?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Should've let Selphie direct you, dumbass.]

[tsuntrader]

[Silver? Accepting help? Yeah right.

Regardless, eventually he'll find his way. ...Or Murkrow will take care of figuring out which way to go and he'll just head in the right direction. Same thing.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Well, once Silver arrives at the plaza, he will find... nobody there?]

[tsuntrader]

[...There is not one thing that he likes about this situation.

He'll quietly look around!]

[mischiefbreeder]

[SUDDENLY... mysterious tall shadowed figure in a trench coat appears???]

[tsuntrader]

[...Why does this feel familiar.

Regardless, mister mysterious tall shadowed figure is getting scrutinized.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Mysterious Tall Shadowed Figure in a Trench Coat points at Silver! Better pay attention to your journal, Silver, because there is writing coming.]

So you've come...

[tsuntrader]

[Huh- oh, journal. ...Why aren't you talking?] Clearly. Now what do you want?

[mischiefbreeder]

I see you've already found one of your Pokémon...

[tsuntrader]

And?

[mischiefbreeder]

Then I'll test to see if you're worthy of the others!

[MYSTERIOUS TRENCH COAT GUY would like to battle!]

[tsuntrader]

...Gold?

1/3

[mischiefbreeder]

[SON OF A-- SILVER YOU COCKBLOCKER.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[WELL, FINE. Gold throws off the trench coat in a dramatic fashion!]

[mischiefbreeder]

[And under the trench coat is Gold! ...And Aitaro standing on his head, but Gold nonetheless! He pulls his cap back on as the monkey hops down.]

you suck.

[tsuntrader]

[Oh hey Ai-] ...Why are you still writing?

[mischiefbreeder]

...because shut up.

[tsuntrader]

[...No seriously Gold why are you still writing] It's weird. Knock it off.

[mischiefbreeder]

no. don't want to. [Not gonna tell Silver he can't talk not gonna tell Silver not gonna tell Silver]

[tsuntrader]

[...Give him a minute to ponder what brought on this level of stupidity.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Not gonna tell Silver not gonna tell Silver not gonna tell Silver.]

[tsuntrader]

You always want to run your mouth off.

[mischiefbreeder]

so? i don't feel like talking today