[Written]

[tsuntrader]

[He's been back in Luceti for long enough to find his Murkrow, generally remember where he is, and come up with something incredibly lengthy and eloquent to use his journal for.]

Has anyone seen any Pokémon or anyone with Pokémon?

[...That's not enough, people might not know which ones.] A Feraligatr, Sneasel, Gyarados, or Kingdra. Maybe an Ursaring. [Or what they are. But how the hell do you describe Pokémon?] A giant blue Alligator, a vaguely cat-like dark/ice type with a feather for a left ear, a giant red fish with a snakelike body that looks like a dragon, a big blue seahorse, and a bear with a circle on its chest.

[This won't ever stop being stupid. How do people live without Pokémon? ...Whatever. That's descriptive enough. ...Right?]

Comments

[tsuntrader]

[Look who's talking.

OH WAIT.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Look who's eating dirt. YOU ARE.]

[tsuntrader]

[-Hey ow knock it off this is so unfair you're not supposed to be this much bigger than him]

[mischiefbreeder]

[HAHA, WHO'S THE LOSER NO-okay this is boring. Getting off now.]

[tsuntrader]

[Just get up and walk it off. Damnit, everything hurts. Especially his back. Fuck you, Gold. Go back to being thirteen.] How did you manage to lose your voice, anyway?

[mischiefbreeder]

[He kinda wants to, Silver. He doesn't want to grow up in Luceti of all places.]

the mal

[...No, you know what, he's sick of writing. Text is easier. Putting away the journal and pulling out the Pokégear! He begins to type on it, showing the results on the screen when he's done.]

The mallies took it.

[tsuntrader]

[How is text easier than writing- ...Oh. Oh.] ...When are you getting it back? [Or how?]

[mischiefbreeder]

Hell if I know.

[tsuntrader]

Guess I should enjoy the quiet while it lasts.

[mischiefbreeder]

[He'd make an angry huff right now but he can't.]

[tsuntrader]

[Damn right you can't.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Asshole.]

Come on, follow me.

[tsuntrader]

[Following! But-] Where are we going?

[mischiefbreeder]

If you want to walk around shirtless here, then fine, do what you want!

[tsuntrader]

[...Following.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Yeah, you better follow.]

[tsuntrader]

[Yeah you know what shut up]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Yeah yeah get the fuck in that clothing store and get your clothes.]

[tsuntrader]

[Getting the fuck in that clothing store, getting his clothes, and immediately throwing his clothes on as quickly as he c- ow, okay, maybe a little slower, stupid wings-

WE ARE IN OUR CLOTHES NOW AND LIFE IS NOTABLY MORE PLEASANT]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Good job, Silver.]

Let's see if we can find your dex here.

[tsuntrader]

Lead the way.

[mischiefbreeder]

I don't wanna make any promises it'll be there, though! I had to pull some strings to get mine, you know!

[To the item shop!]

[tsuntrader]

I won't hold my breath. [To the item shop!]

[mischiefbreeder]

[ITEM SHOP!

Get in there.]

[tsuntrader]

[Getting in there!

Annnd no luck.]