[Written]

[tsuntrader]

[He's been back in Luceti for long enough to find his Murkrow, generally remember where he is, and come up with something incredibly lengthy and eloquent to use his journal for.]

Has anyone seen any Pokémon or anyone with Pokémon?

[...That's not enough, people might not know which ones.] A Feraligatr, Sneasel, Gyarados, or Kingdra. Maybe an Ursaring. [Or what they are. But how the hell do you describe Pokémon?] A giant blue Alligator, a vaguely cat-like dark/ice type with a feather for a left ear, a giant red fish with a snakelike body that looks like a dragon, a big blue seahorse, and a bear with a circle on its chest.

[This won't ever stop being stupid. How do people live without Pokémon? ...Whatever. That's descriptive enough. ...Right?]

Comments

[mischiefbreeder]

[yep]

[tsuntrader]

[Yeah he's not sleeping tonight

or ever]

[mischiefbreeder]

He's not around right now, though. Ran off to the woods.

[tsuntrader]

...Speaking of running off to the woods, I'm going to have to keep looking for my Pokémon.

[mischiefbreeder]

Save it for tomorrow. They'll show up. They might even come to the village looking for you instead.

[tsuntrader]

...I just hope Gyarados doesn't show up. [because the chances of him flipping his shit would be pretty high.]

[mischiefbreeder]

...Yeah, he'd have to stay in the lake. The pool's not big enough for him.

[tsuntrader]

I wouldn't trust him on his own in a lake.

[mischiefbreeder]

...I don't know, he might make things pretty fun. We've got a pirate here he can mess with.

[tsuntrader]

...There's a pirate here?

[mischiefbreeder]

Yep.

[tsuntrader]

...It doesn't matter. I wouldn't want to risk Gyarados getting himself into trouble.

[mischiefbreeder]

We don't need Gyarazilla razing the village.

[tsuntrader]

You're not helping.

[mischiefbreeder]

I'm just saying, it'll be a good thing if he's not here!

It's probably Sneasel and Feraligatr, anyway.

[tsuntrader]

Probably, but there's no way to be completely sure.

[mischiefbreeder]

Yep. Just gotta wait and see.

[tsuntrader]

[Looking over at Murkrow, then back at Gold.] I guess so.

[mischiefbreeder]

[Silence now.

...Well, until Gold lets out a BELCH, at least.]

[tsuntrader]

[...That is warranting nothing more than a bigger lineface.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Oh like you've never burped before.]