[Action] I feel like this title needs a balls joke

[tsuntrader]

[What's a productive use of time? Time exploring the woods and training.

Today involves the latter. ...No, really. There's perfectly valid "training" logic behind Silver running around the entire village with Sneasel and an oversized ball gun, a birthday present from some stupid flirt that needs some shounen spirit.

And the entire village is no exaggeration. He'll be zipping through lawns, tree jumping, sliding across any remaining snow and ice as if he was raised with it, pulling off ridiculous ninja bullshit stunts, the works. He'll even head into the woods at some point.

And, of course, there are those balls that keep coming out of it. Of course... They're not just balls. They're Pokéballs, which might clue people in on why Silver's doing the equivalent of playing with a new toy. They're empty Pokéballs for a good portion of the day... And they're liable to hit anyone and anything. You know, if Silver hasn't already quickly turned a corner and collided with you or narrowly avoided a collision due to good reflexes.

Of course, later on, it will also have a bird in it, so if your life long dream is to have a two foot tall bird come out of a ball and accidentally collide with you or tackle you over, now's your chance.

This is totally valid and legitimate training, guys. Really.]

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[tsuntrader]

[Oh. Oops.

...How's that snow, Gold?]

[mischiefbreeder]

[I'll tell you as soon as I dig myself out of the giant pile of snow.]

[tsuntrader]

[You do that.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Standing up and shaking all that snow off. Augh, in the shorts even!]

[tsuntrader]

[...Wow, he really got you good.] You okay?

[mischiefbreeder]

F-fine, j-just fine. [Ffffffuck that was cold.]

[tsuntrader]

Why are you still wearing shorts in the snow, anyway?

[mischiefbreeder]

Why do you wear long pants in the summer?

[tsuntrader]

That's completely different.

[mischiefbreeder]

Not really.

[tsuntrader]

Plenty of people wear pants in the summer. No one wears shorts in the winter.

[mischiefbreeder]

I've seen plenty of people wear shorts in the winter.

[tsuntrader]

It's still more stupid to wear shorts in the winter than to wear pants in the summer.

[mischiefbreeder]

Says you. I'm comfortable.

[tsuntrader]

[Yeah but- ...This argument is stupid. Even for their standards. Gold will wear his shorts, he'll wear his pants.] Whatever you say.

[mischiefbreeder]

[...You know what?

Gold grabs a handful of snow, and drops it down the back of Silver's pants. Have fun.]

1/2

[tsuntrader]

[...Did you really just go there? You did not just-]

[tsuntrader]

[TACKLING GOLD INTO THE SNOW]

[mischiefbreeder]

[ALRIGHT FIGHTING IN THE SNOW THIS IS THE STUFF DREAMS ARE MADE OF]

[tsuntrader]

[HELL FREAKING YES FIGHTING IN THE SNOW WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG]

[mischiefbreeder]

[ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COULD GO WRONG AT ALL WHATSOEVER]

[tsuntrader]

[NOPE. NOT A CHANCE. THERE'S NO WAY THAT THIS COULD HAVE ANY NEGATIVE REPERCUSSIONS IN THE FUTURE OR ANYTHING.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[TOTALLY NOT.]

[tsuntrader]

[NOPE. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.

...SHOVING SNOW IN GOLD'S FACE IS A VALUABLE TACTIC IN THIS FIGHT.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[YOU KNOW WHAT'S A BETTER TACTIC? SHOVING SILVER'S FACE INTO THE SNOW.]