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[There's nothing better to do after three days out in the cold and a chat with your best friend than to stare at your journal and idly contemplate whether or not interacting with People sounds like a good enough idea.

But something's on his mind. Or, well, a few somethings, but it's persistently sticking there enough to be worth asking.

To the journal.]

Could anyone tell me about leaders? [Well that's vague. ...Whatever.]

[...]

And while I'm here, what are elves? [...] And what's "tsun"?

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Silver, Silver-kun, my boy, let me tell you about the beauty that is tsundere.

You see, it all begins with a boy and a girl. The boy is earnest! Steadfast in his feelings and his dedication to wanting to seduce the girl! Or maybe he's just Into her. Or maybe he's just talking to her! Really, any of them are okay. Anyway! While eh's doing that, the girl is over there pretending not to notice.

Oh she blushes whenever he does something nice, and she gets all flustered when good things happen but- and here's the trick! [Dramatic pause] She's hot and cold! [Snapping his fingers]

She gives you a chocolate on Valentines and she's like [And there's a mock girl voice for this] "I had some extra so I decided to give you one, be generous!"

You're on janitor duty in the class room and got ditched by everyone else because they had the good sense to ditch. She shows up and helps out, and is like [girl voice again] "I-It's not like I'm doing this for you, I just needed to keep the class room clean!"

You do something sweet for her and she blushes, not sure how ot handle it before...! [girl voice] "You idiot! I didn't ask you to do this!" [and then normal voice] But drumroll please, because here's the sincher!!

[And in the background, Linda the pichu is following sync and making a drum roll by tapping her tail on the table

girl voice:] "B-but... thanks."

[...Yeah, he tuned out about half of that and didn't get the other half.]

Is there a short version?

Edited 2012-03-01 09:27 (UTC)

...What I just told you is a magical thing, man.

You lost me at "a boy and a girl."

Are you braindead?

...It's something Gold calls me. [And there's no way that Gold's trying to win his heart over or whatever. Even the thought of that is gross.]

Oh.

I guess guess could be that way too?

[...Well, let's see. Hot and cold? No. I didn't ask you to do this but thanks?... ...Well- no. No. Definitely not.]

...I'm not tsun. [Right? Of course not. Why is he even thinking about this so much? Ugh. Stupid Gold.]

[.....HMMM] Do you love Gold?

[...What.] No.

What about Yellow-chan?

No. [Where are you going with this, Masaomi?]

Edited 2012-03-06 03:47 (UTC)

Mmm, no love at all. So you hate them?

What? No. There's a difference between liking someone and loving them.

Theeeen how do you feel about Gold?

[...Damnit he walked right into that one didn't he.]

He... He's a ham, he never thinks, he's a jerk, he picks stupid fights, he-

[Alright alright that's enough back to the point] He's a lot of things. ...But he's... Also my best friend. [BAH] My stupid, crazy, ridiculous best friend that I'd trust with my life. [BAH]

[...] And anything he can do, I can do better. Don't let him trick you into thinking otherwise for a second.

[Hahaha oh wow] That's what I'm talking about.

[Wait, wh-]

That's tsun?

You got it, man.

But- that's not fair. Gold would say the same thing.

Edited 2012-03-07 03:37 (UTC)

Really. But how do you really feel?

What? He would. He'd call me a dumbass, I'd call him a moron, we'd get into a fight and at the end of it we'd forget what we were fighting about and go grab pizza. [THEY HAVE THIS DOWN TO A SCIENCE, OKAY.]

[...Pffthahaha]

Man, what is Gold to you?

[gagrabjgsrsag-] He's a lot of-

[...] Didn't I already answer you? It's none of your business anyway. [GRAGRGRGRGRAGR]

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