[Written]

[tsuntrader]

[There's nothing better to do after three days out in the cold and a chat with your best friend than to stare at your journal and idly contemplate whether or not interacting with People sounds like a good enough idea.

But something's on his mind. Or, well, a few somethings, but it's persistently sticking there enough to be worth asking.

To the journal.]

Could anyone tell me about leaders? [Well that's vague. ...Whatever.]

[...]

And while I'm here, what are elves? [...] And what's "tsun"?

Comments

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

[...Yeah, he tuned out about half of that and didn't get the other half.]

Is there a short version?

[voice]

[generalflirt]

...What I just told you is a magical thing, man.

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

You lost me at "a boy and a girl."

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Are you braindead?

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

...It's something Gold calls me. [And there's no way that Gold's trying to win his heart over or whatever. Even the thought of that is gross.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Oh.



I guess guess could be that way too?

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

[...Well, let's see. Hot and cold? No. I didn't ask you to do this but thanks?... ...Well- no. No. Definitely not.]

...I'm not tsun. [Right? Of course not. Why is he even thinking about this so much? Ugh. Stupid Gold.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[.....HMMM] Do you love Gold?

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

[...What.] No.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

What about Yellow-chan?

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

No. [Where are you going with this, Masaomi?]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Mmm, no love at all. So you hate them?

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

What? No. There's a difference between liking someone and loving them.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Theeeen how do you feel about Gold?

[voice] 1/2

[tsuntrader]

[...Damnit he walked right into that one didn't he.]

He... He's a ham, he never thinks, he's a jerk, he picks stupid fights, he-

[Alright alright that's enough back to the point] He's a lot of things. ...But he's... Also my best friend. [BAH] My stupid, crazy, ridiculous best friend that I'd trust with my life. [BAH]

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

[...] And anything he can do, I can do better. Don't let him trick you into thinking otherwise for a second.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[Hahaha oh wow] That's what I'm talking about.

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

[Wait, wh-]

That's tsun?

[voice]

[generalflirt]

You got it, man.

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

But- that's not fair. Gold would say the same thing.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Really. But how do you really feel?

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

What? He would. He'd call me a dumbass, I'd call him a moron, we'd get into a fight and at the end of it we'd forget what we were fighting about and go grab pizza. [THEY HAVE THIS DOWN TO A SCIENCE, OKAY.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[...Pffthahaha]

Man, what is Gold to you?

[voice]

[tsuntrader]

[gagrabjgsrsag-] He's a lot of-

[...] Didn't I already answer you? It's none of your business anyway. [GRAGRGRGRGRAGR]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Consider it an interview...!