AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[tsuntrader]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

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[kickingcatcher]

[So, when Crys hears those two familiar voices over the journal after what seemed like forever, she's way more than relieved to hear them.]

Gold! Silv--

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[kickingcatcher]

[Except the idiots are arguing. Again. OH FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS, THOSE IDIOTS-- This is Crys getting very annoyed at you two.]

Can you guys stop fighting for just five minute and actually work on getting to the village!?

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[mischieftrader]

We're trying to figure that out.

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[tsunbreeder]

We're working on it. [Come on Crys, give them some credit. They even asked.]

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[kickingcatcher]

[Something seems a bit... off.]

Do you guys want me to come out on Xatee to find you?

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[mischieftrader]

[There is definitely not anything off, what are you talking about? It's not like Silver is being way more talkative than Gold.]

We've got it under control. Just tell us the way to the village.

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[tsunbreeder]

[...Yeah, what Gold said.]

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[kickingcatcher]

[.........okay what the hell even.]

Are you guys sick or something?

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[mischieftrader]

We just got back from a kidnapping.

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[tsunbreeder]

[This isn't exactly a topic he's eager to chat about, so he keeps quiet and nods along.]

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[kickingcatcher]

Are you guys hurt or anything? Or... did anything happen? [Because Gold is waaaay too quiet, and Silver is too talk... a... tive OH SNAP.]

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[mischieftrader]

Yeah. [That's all he's saying.]

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[tsunbreeder]

[Well no sh- wait. Waaaait.]

You can't tell?

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[kickingcatcher]

Can't tell what? All I see is you two acting like each other. And it's... really weird.

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[mischieftrader]

You're supposed to be a smart, serious gal. Don't make us spell it out for you.

[Is that hint enough for you, Crystal?]

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[tsunbreeder]

You're getting warmer. [Come on, Crys.]

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[kickingcatcher]

Gold, I'm no--

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[kickingcatcher]

[... wait a sec. Silver just said something Gold would say. And Silver would never say that because he's got a brain. And Gold is really quiet?

You can hear the gears turning in her head.]

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[kickingcatcher]

[And then it hits her.]

You have got to be kidding me.

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[mischieftrader]

Hey, looks like you figured it out. Mind telling her what she's won, Silver?

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[tsunbreeder]

A Gold star. [And a car and a free four day vacation to-]

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[kickingcatcher]

Th-this isn't funny, you two! How can you make jokes about this!?

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[mischieftrader]

It's therapeutic, and it sure as hell beats the alternative.

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[tsunbreeder]

Pretty much.

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[kickingcatcher]

[... well, they have a point.] You guys aren't hurt or anything, though, right?