tsuntrader: (What would you know?)
Silver ([personal profile] tsuntrader) wrote2012-03-24 12:16 pm

AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]


Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver ([personal profile] mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold ([personal profile] tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-24 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[No kidnapping lasts forever, of course. At least, not if you're to remain in Luceti. The duo are deposited in the middle of the forest, out cold, at least for now.

"Silver" begins to stir, slowly and groggily moving.
]

Nnnnhh...
kickingcatcher: <user name=mischiefbreeder> (I'll call you Mega!)

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[personal profile] kickingcatcher 2012-03-24 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[So, when Crys hears those two familiar voices over the journal after what seemed like forever, she's way more than relieved to hear them.]

Gold! Silv--
kickingcatcher: (Gold I'm smarter that's why I rule)

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[personal profile] kickingcatcher 2012-03-24 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Except the idiots are arguing. Again. OH FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS, THOSE IDIOTS-- This is Crys getting very annoyed at you two.]

Can you guys stop fighting for just five minute and actually work on getting to the village!?
antlioncyclone: (oof.)

[written]

[personal profile] antlioncyclone 2012-03-24 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[...something's odd about this situation.]

Show me your surroundings.
tsunbreeder: (these keywords are really stupid btw)

[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-24 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Meanwhile, "Gold" is pretty content to sleep for a little longer. Just five more minutes. ...Or maybe an hour. Something like that.]
bravefighter: (Na na na na na na na na...)

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[personal profile] bravefighter 2012-03-24 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, there you guys are! We were getting pretty worried about you guys, you know.

[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-24 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
["Silver" begins to sit up, blearily rubbing his eyes with his gloved hands.]

Ugh... Feel like I got hit by a Tauros...

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[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-24 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
We're trying to figure that out.
tsunbreeder: (that's just not right)

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[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-24 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
We're working on it. [Come on Crys, give them some credit. They even asked.]
Edited 2012-03-24 22:04 (UTC)

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[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-24 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Well, fine, if you insist.

He shifts the journal around, showing Mewtwo... a lot of trees.
]
tsunbreeder: (these keywords are really stupid btw)

[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-24 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

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[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-24 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh... It's Red.]

Well, we're back, so you can quit worrying.
tsunbreeder: (no seriously I'm not even trying)

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[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-24 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Oh. Mewtwo. If anyone can help out, it's definitely Mewtwo.]

[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-24 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[...okay, wait a minute. That did not sound like his voice. And his hand feels so--

...OH GOD HOW CAN HE LAYING OVER THERE IF HE'S RIGHT HERE?
]
tsunbreeder: (no seriously I'm not even trying)

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[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-24 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nodding along. Yeah, what he said.]
tsunbreeder: (these keywords are really stupid btw)

[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-24 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[SURE IS NICE OVER IN DREAM LAND]

[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-24 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh god what is going on. Is he dreaming? Some kind of out-of-body experience? This is--

...OH GOD HE'S IN SILVER'S BODY. Which means if he's in Silver's body, then that means... ...Silver's in his body. Oh fuckdammit, give it back, Silver.

Slowly, not really getting up since it hurts to really move, he begins to crawl over to the sleeping body.
]
tsunbreeder: (these keywords are really stupid btw)

[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-24 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, Silver's totally out cold for the time being. You might need to wake him up, Gold. Your body's easy to sleep in.]

[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-24 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damn right it's easy to sleep in, that's how he likes i--NO. NO SLEEPING IN HIS BODY. ONLY HE'S ALLOWED TO SLEEP IN IT.]

Wake up.
tsunbreeder: (these keywords are really stupid btw)

[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-24 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Try harder, bro.]

[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-24 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Is he really this hard to wake normally?]

Wake up, stupid. [Shaking Silver's shoulder (which is actually his shoulder) now]
tsunbreeder: (these keywords are really stupid btw)

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[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-24 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[zzznngh come on five more minutes-]
tsunbreeder: (no seriously how do I do it)

[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-24 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alright, alright, waking up-

Oh, he's staring at himself. Definitely not that other him, but him. That's perfectly normal.

...No seriously what's going on here.]

[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-24 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me we're having one of those weird mutual dreams, dude.

[That is definitely your face and voice, Silver, but not your manner of speech]
tsunbreeder: (the natural order here)

[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-24 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[That sounded like-

This is a giant black exploding bang in his face. He's. He's Gold. And Gold is-

why are you him and why is he you]

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