AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[tsuntrader]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

Comments

[tsunbreeder]

[That sounded like-

This is a giant black exploding bang in his face. He's. He's Gold. And Gold is-

why are you him and why is he you]

[mischieftrader]

[You were supposed to tell him this was all a dream. Just a dream and they'd wake up and it'd all be perfectly normal and fine.

Why didn't you tell him it was a dream, Silver? Now he has to face reality.]

You wanna take a guess what's going on here, or should I just spell it out for you?

[tsunbreeder]

...You gotta be kidding me. [Can he just say it's a dream? They can both just mutually pretend it's a dream for another five minutes or someWhy do you have to be me]

[mischieftrader]

Afraid not.

[tsunbreeder]

...How long is this gonna last? [God this is so weird]

[mischieftrader]

If I had my way, it'd be over five minutes ago.

[tsunbreeder]

Tell me something I don't know.

[mischieftrader]

So we're probably stuck like this for a few weeks, 'till whenever the stupid effect wears off.

[tsunbreeder]

[...] You can avoid doing anything stupid for a few weeks, right?

[mischieftrader]

I should be telling you that.

[tsunbreeder]

You're the stupid one here.

[mischieftrader]

No, you are.

[tsunbreeder]

No, you are.

[mischieftrader]

No, you.

[tsunbreeder]

No-

Look, can we save this for when we're not in the middle of the forest?

[mischieftrader]

Fine. Then let's get outta here. [Walking this way.]

[tsunbreeder]

[...] Where are you going?

[mischieftrader]

Back to the village.

[tsunbreeder]

You're going the wrong way.

[mischieftrader]

How long have you been in Luceti?

[tsunbreeder]

How much time do you spend in in the forest?

[mischieftrader]

I've still been here way longer. I think I know how to get to Luceti.

[tsunbreeder]

I'm not following you.

[mischieftrader]

And you think I'm following you?

[tsunbreeder]

Do what you want.