AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[tsuntrader]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

Comments

[tsunbreeder]

Do what you want.

[mischieftrader]

I'm not leaving you here with my body. You can forget that.

[tsunbreeder]

Then let's get moving.

[mischieftrader]

Then let's go. [Silver your mouth does not move as fast as he wants it to.

whatever going the way he was trying to go.]

[tsunbreeder]

[...You know maybe he should follow him or reason with him m- no, screw that, he's already moving in the opposite direction.]

[mischieftrader]

[Oh hell no.]

Where do you think you're going?

[tsunbreeder]

[Without, stopping, turning around, or skipping a beat-] Back to the village.

[mischieftrader]

I told you, it's this way.

[tsunbreeder]

I know. [He's just not listening.]

[mischieftrader]

Then come on. Let's go already.

[tsunbreeder]

I'm going this way. If you want to go the other way, that's your call.

[mischieftrader]

You're gonna end up at the barrier that way.

[tsunbreeder]

You're the one who's gonna end up at the barrier.

[mischieftrader]

No, you are.

[tsunbreeder]

Fine, I am. [WALKING]

[mischieftrader]

[NOPE. Grabbing by the hood.]

[tsunbreeder]

[Shove. Hands off.]

[mischieftrader]

[Bitch, it's my body. You don't tell me what I can and can't touch.]

[tsunbreeder]

[I beg to differ.]

[mischieftrader]

[Well no one cares.]

[tsunbreeder]

[Yeah, whatever, shoving and resuming walking away.]

[mischieftrader]

[...Idea.]

Stop.

[tsunbreeder]

[...?] What?

[mischieftrader]

Look, either we can argue about this 'till we're blue in the face and lost like all hell... Or... [And he's pulling out Silver's journal.] ...We can ask which way to go.

1/2

[tsunbreeder]

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Why didn't he think of that?...]