tsuntrader | AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (

mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (

tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

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[Oh. It's Kaori.] Yeah. We're back. [She wasn't... Worried, was she?...]

[Of course she was worried, you left behind a war zone!]

You're not hurt or anything? Hungry? I can make Frey make something.

We need to get back to the house before we can worry about that.

[...You know, food actually sounds really good right about now...

But. Yeah. The whole getting back to the house thing. That comes first.]

... You mean you two can't find your way back? [What is this she can't even.]

Just tell us the way back to the village.

[Dude Gold the blind girl isn't going to be able to- ...Sigh.] We'll be back soon. Don't worry it, alright?

[ . . . RUDE. And that did not sound like something Silver would usually say because he knows she's blind, but then again she could be wrong about him.] 'kay... Try following the sun? What time is it anyway.

[...Right, yeah. Gold forgets that sometimes, considering how self-sufficient she seems sometimes.]

...It's high noon, so the sun isn't gonna be too helpful. But we'll get back to the house, don't worry.

We'll be there before the end of the day. [Somehow. Hopefully. Maybe.]

You better, it's kind of hot out there isn't it? And maybe the Malnosso did something to the two of you that won't show up right away. What if you both pass out and no one can find you? [You'll get sunburn.]

We'll be fine. We're Pokémon trainers, we can handle a little sun. [If they can handle a lot of fire being blasted in their faces, they can handle a little sun.]

[If they can handle being near Entei, they can handle a little sun.] It's not even that bad out.

Edited 2012-04-01 18:49 (UTC)

Suit yourselves then? [Feeling fire blasted in your face must be really uncomfortable, maybe. Or maybe they like heat that much.]

Say... you guys didn't see Lymsleia either? Freyjadour's been really worried.

...No, sorry. We didn't see anyone up there. We barely saw each other.

[Yeah. What... What Gold said. Silver tries to keep a straight face.]

Hmm... [Even though she was there a long time herself, there wasn't much she could remember about being held in the Malnosso facilities.]

Did they at least feed you often enough?

...Often, but not enough. I think.

They fed us, they didn't leave us injured, we're fine. Can we stop talking about it now?

Edited 2012-04-08 01:16 (UTC)

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