AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[tsuntrader]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

Comments

[risingwinds]

Uh, guys?

[He scratches his head, looking into his journal with a puzzled expression.]

Wouldn't it be easier if you guys stopped fighting?

[mischieftrader]

We're not fighting. [This isn't fighting. Not for these two.]

[tsunbreeder]

This isn't fighting. [This is nowhere near fighting.]

[risingwinds]

Maybe bickering's the right word.

[...Hrmmm. Or something like that.]

Still, wouldn't it be easier to take a look around? Like, are there any landmarks nearby?

[mischieftrader]

Trees as far as the eye can see.

[tsunbreeder]

Trees. [...Or what Gold said. Whatever works.]

[risingwinds]

What about the river?

[It's not that hard!

...okay, so maybe he gets lost sometimes. It's still good to keep an eye out for it.]

[mischieftrader]

Like I said, nothing but trees.

[tsunbreeder]

I don't hear the river, either.

[risingwinds]

So it's really all trees?

[Man, that's... a toughy. A big toughy.]

[mischieftrader]

Yeah.

[tsunbreeder]

Yeah. [But they'll figure it out. ...Eventually.]