tsuntrader: (What would you know?)
Silver ([personal profile] tsuntrader) wrote2012-03-24 12:16 pm

AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]


Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver ([personal profile] mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold ([personal profile] tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]
tsunbreeder: (no seriously how do I do it)

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[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-26 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Gold, I think he meant something a little more specific than that.]
penetrated: (all the right shades)

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[personal profile] penetrated 2012-03-29 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
... Isn't the forest a big place?

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[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-30 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and that's the problem. Do we go north, south, east, west? We don't where in the forest we are.
tsunbreeder: (that's just not right)

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[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-30 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
We don't have anything defining to give us a clue, either.
penetrated: (i really do not care)

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[personal profile] penetrated 2012-03-30 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
There aren't any landmarks you can see?

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[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-03-31 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
There's a slightly larger than normal tree. [No. What part of forest don't you understand.]
tsunbreeder: (I mean come on)

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[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-03-31 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
One of its branches snapped off at some point. [Seriously Aoba come on.]
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penetrated: (where my old lover went)

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[personal profile] penetrated 2012-03-31 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
So, you can't hear any rivers or anything, I'm guessing...

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[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-04-01 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
There's a loud, annoying bird nearby.
tsunbreeder: (that's just not right)

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[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-04-01 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It has a small nest in one of the nearby trees.
penetrated: (sex in the air,i don't care)

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[personal profile] penetrated 2012-04-01 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah.

That's not very informative.

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[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-04-02 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
It's a nondescript forest.
tsunbreeder: (no seriously how do I do it)

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[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-04-02 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
How many times do we have to say it before you get the point?
penetrated: (but chains and whips excite me)

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[personal profile] penetrated 2012-04-02 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, I'm only trying to help you guys!
penetrated: (much less colourful)

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[personal profile] penetrated 2012-04-04 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
E-eh... unexpectedly harsh.
penetrated: (sex in the air)

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[personal profile] penetrated 2012-04-05 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
... Actually, if it's this clear the two of you are lost, what exactly are you arguing about...?

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[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-04-06 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
About how to become not lost. [How dumb are you, Aoba.]
tsunbreeder: (and catch a gold cold)

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[personal profile] tsunbreeder 2012-04-06 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I thought that was pretty clear.
penetrated: (sex in the air,i don't care)

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[personal profile] penetrated 2012-04-06 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
But that sort of argument doesn't seem like it'll actually go anywhere...

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[personal profile] mischieftrader 2012-04-08 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Arguments lead to the right answer. Either it's one thing or it's another.

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