tsuntrader | AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (

mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (

tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

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...What?

Your senses of direction are really so pathetic?

[Moro chuckles, smirking coyly at the both of them.]

It's pretty hard to orient yourself when you've got a splitting headache and feel like a stranger in your body. [Hint hint.]

[Nodding. That pretty much sums it up.]

[Nope Moro doesn't get it. She's only felt that way once, and she had turned human.

With no visible or scent-based differences, she doesn't really care enough to look closer.]

Then we will remove your friend from the forest.

[She says, before passing by them both and heading uphill. Perhaps she's leading to the village? It seems to be the implication - that's what she's done for you every time in the past, Silver.]

Return on your own, for your next "lesson" from me.

[Is she leading them to the village? ...She must be. Gold passes Silver a glance. Just what have you been doing with her, buddy?

He follows regardless, though.]

[...Yeah, he's following Moro without a moment's hesitation, but...]

...Now might not be the best time. [He'll explain later, Gold.]

I'll be moving to hunt deeper in the mountains soon.

[Hopping down a little ridge! Well, little for her.]

I have to pursue the game.

[Not so little for them! But it's no big deal, they can handle it.

Happy hunting, then.

[...] Will you be okay? [The fact that Moro doesn't look like the winter treated her very well hasn't escaped him. Sure, she's a god, but...]

[Moro does pause, glancing at "Gold".]

You are concerned for me, boy?

[Well, Silver?]

I don't know. Maybe. A little. [Can he please just stop talking for the next forever-]

Is that so wrong?

Interesting. I would not have expected it from you. You don't seem the type to care for the will of the gods.

[And she moves on ahead.]

It's nothing to do with the "will of the gods". You're a living thing on this planet. Not showing concern for another living being would be messed up.

[Following.]

[Yeah what Gold said but come on do you really not notice that- oh, whatever. Following.]

I see why you two are allies.

[Hop, hop. Soon enough, Moro stops at the crest of a small hill, and a fair distance away, the village is in sight.]

[Gold stops a good five or so feet behind her, but he's close enough to see the village in the distance.]

[Finally, the village. Silver nearly keeps marching ahead but stops himself and looks over at Moro first.]

[There's a few minutes of silence before she smirks at the two boys.]

What are you waiting for? Get out of my forest.

[Well, fine. If you insist. He walks past her, over the crest of that hill. And then he stops.]

[Alright, alright, we're-

...stopping...? Looking over at Gold.]

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