tsuntrader | AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (

mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (

tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

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Yeah, good luck. You'll have a better time with the animals. At least they know where you are. [Be the Disney Princess Duo, Gold and Silver. Talk to the animals.]

Doesn't matter where we are. It's where we're going that matters.

...You really think we should just walk up to them and go "hi, you mind showing us where the village is"?

Yeah, why not?

[Of course he's ignoring the less sensible of the two.]

[There are so many things wrong with that idea he can't even--]

[Silver stares at Chien for a good, long moment.

...And then he lets out a sigh, looks around, and starts approaching the closest birds he can see. Ask the birds. Sure. Why not? What do they have to lose? Nothing, that's what.]

Edited 2012-04-06 02:20 (UTC)

[Ha! Good. Good. At least one of them has sense. The one he talked to before, right? Right. Aaaand the one with red hair was Silver, now that he can stop being distracted by stupid questions and obvious answers and actually look at the guy. Man, that was a while ago that Mewtwo told him.

What a stupid guy.] You should follow your friend, he's obviously the smart one.

[Lalala ignoring you, let's go see what's up with Silver. Well, Silver, are they saying anything useful, or are they just annoying?]

[...Yes, okay, thanks, that's really helpful.

Gold I can't understand a god damn word they're saying because they talk twice as fast as you and keep talking over each other send help.]

[Oh boy. This is pretty damn amusing to watch, so pardon his laughter.]

[What, you think I can? They might as well be speaking latin.]

[What's Latin?]

[Actually this is kind of pathetic.

Boy, he might as well try and find you guys himself. Damn, he really didn't want to, but he'll ask squirrels if they'd seen the morons while those two are in their own Latin world.]

[I dunno, some stupid old thing.

Let's try asking something that ISN'T A BIRD.]

[...We're going to be stuck out here for a while, aren't we.

Maybe we should just go and find some other source of directions.]

[Uh huh. So that's where they are. Thank you, ever helpful squirrels. You fast-talking morons. Better than birds but they're more manipulative. You two can argue by yourselves for a bit, he's going to cut the feed off and follow the woodland animals.]

[I hope they lead you into a ravine.]

[Don't be a jerk, Gold.

...Deep into the woods by the barrier would work.]

Edited 2012-04-15 03:20 (UTC)

[Maybe I'll just leave you two out here to die.]

[We'll find our way eventually.]

[Yeah, what he said.]

[Why didn't you guys just try climbing a tree and seeing if you could see the village from there?]

[...Shut up.]

[...Gold, why didn't we think of that?]

[Because you're both morons.

Anyway, Chien'll be poking his head from around a tree with more animals than a Disney Princess right beside him and seeing them. He knows Gold already, and from Mewtwo's description the other is definitely Silver. Stupid Silver. Gold's the smarter one, obviously.]

Come on, I'll show you the way back to the village.

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