tsuntrader | AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (

mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (

tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

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You really think you're the only one in a bad mood?

[ARGUE ARGUE ARGUE. Looking up at the sky might not be the first thing to come to mind right now. At least, if nothing else, if Hiccup can manage to see through the trees, they're bright red, black, and yellow beacons.]

[toothless thinks he catches their smell! ...But when he descends it's just some squirrels. He would like to chase them, but Hiccup says no. So back above the trees they go!]

Ugh... This whole situation sucks. How do you live like this, so tired and anxious all the time?

[KEEP LOOKING, HICCUP. SURELY YOU'LL FIND THEM SOON.]

I don't really notice it. ...It's gotten better over time anyway, especially in the past few months.

[HE SPOTS A FLASH OF RED ON THE GROUND BELOW! COULD IT BE...

No, it was a lost balloon. Why? Why not? Hiccup decides to take it along as they go back up.]

It's like night and day for me. I feel like I could fall over and go to sleep for a day right now.

Good luck trying that. I bet you'll wake up after six hours, tops.

[Hiccup, Toothless and the balloon skim over the trees again. There are some chatty birds up in the sky, and it kind of creeps Hiccup out, so he directs Toothless to fly over a different section of forest. And--wait a second, Toothless thinks he smells something familiar...that is definitely not squirrels.]

Great. Just great. This is gonna be an exciting time, I can tell.

[You so got the better end of the deal, Silver.]

Have fun.

[He'd ask if Gold always feels like he could run a marathon or five, but that would probably be rubbing it in.]

[That's them! Toothless is sure this time. They duck under the tree canopy and start looking around.]

Hey, anyone out there?

[Oh, Hiccup's here. Guess it's time to stand up.]

Yeah, we're here.

[...Oh, Hiccup's here.

Waving his arms in the air a little. Over here. ...He really made it...]

[Huzzah! Toothless gets there first, bounding over to the two trainers and doing much sniffing.]

Heeeey, sorry we...took so long. We had some distractions. [Pay no attention to the balloon tied to Toothless' saddle.]

[Why are you sniffing me, dragon.]

Don't worry about it.

...What's with the balloon? [Hey Toothless, what's up. You want to sniff? Here, have a hand to sniff. And when you're done with sniffing if you would be cool with petting and headpats that's definitely a thing that can happen here.]

...Oh. Uhhh. [Why are Gold and Toothless randomly getting along so well?] We just found it in the woods. And I decided to keep it, I guess.

A balloon in the woods? [Weird.

...whatever let's go say hi to Toothless, he seems like ~~a cat~~ an okay dragon.]

[Oh. Huh.

Hey Toothless. How's it going? You like this spot, right?]

[TOOTHLESS DARES YOU TO CALL HIM A CAT TO HIS FACE, NOT!SILVER.

...But no really, he's pretty much ignoring Silver altogether, and focusing on Gold. This is...super weird.]

...What, are you covered in fish juice, or something?

[Fine, whatever, ignore him, he doesn't care. He'll just continue to pet and love on Toothless.]

Toothless is more perceptive than you are. [And that's all he's going to say on the matter.]

...What do you mean by that?

[Yeah, confused Hiccup is confused.]

Ask Toothless.

Ask Toothless. [... ...We have got to stop doing that.]

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