AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[tsuntrader]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

Comments

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

Do we? I didn't notice. [Finally?]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[...Okay one way to tell]

Blue-chan had a nice ass.

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

[Or you could just make your claim anyway, Masaomi.]

Heh, damn right she does!

[Incoming Silver punch in three, two...]

1/5

[tsunbreeder]

[tsunbreeder]

[Oh no you did not]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

[Oh no you fucking did not]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

[PUNCH]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

Would you quit talking about her nice ass?! Don't touch it, don't look at it, don't even think about it!

[HIS OWN BODY? HE DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK

HE WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH YOUR OWN BODY]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[...Did Silver just admit it?

Staring at the book]

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

[Oh fuck no you don't! He refuses to lose to you, Silver, even if you have his superior strength now!]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

[Yeah you better put up a fight, even if you aren't as strong as him now, don't have the power of overprotective little bro rage, and haven't really adjusted to his body.

Please stand by, Masaomi.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Guys...?

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

[with Masaomi trying to get their attention, the fight cloud suddenly comes to a stop.]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

[And they stop for a moment in a rather awkward looking position, but Silver doesn't spare a second to think about it before shoving Gold aside and returning his attention to Masaomi.]

You're next.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[Fortunately, he can't see that]

...Okay, Silver-kun.

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

[Gold just grumbles to himself as he stands up, brushing his--or rather, Silver's--pants off.]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

Hmph. [Silver takes the moment to brush himself off with one hand and grab the journal and shove it at Gold with the other. You deal with him, Gold.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

So you're in each other's bodies, huh.

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

[grumble grumble grumble.]

Yeah.

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

Took you long enough.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

That's not something people just expect, you know.

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

But crap like this happens all the time in Luceti.

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

And we were responding to our own names and don't sound anything like each other.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Well your personalities are similar!

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

Are not! [Are too.]