AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[tsuntrader]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

Comments

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[mischieftrader]

[Do you mean this one?

Oh, it's Yellow. She managed to find them? Well, gotta give her credit where credit's due. Giving Yellow a wave.]

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[tsunbreeder]

[Thank god. He'll wave at Yellow right after this sigh of relief.]

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[moehealer]

[YES THAT'S IT THANK YOU--

But yes. Excellent. Give her a moment and she and Dody will stop right in front of them.

Sup guys.]

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[mischieftrader]

[Hi.]

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[tsunbreeder]

[Yeah, hi.]

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[moehealer]

Are you guys okay? [DID THE MALLIES HURT YOU...]

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[mischieftrader]

Define "okay".

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[tsunbreeder]

We're not hurt. [Okay, on the other hand...]

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[moehealer]

Well, okay as in you guys aren't hurt or not feeling well. [...But if "Gold" says they're not hurt, then they must be fine, right?! Though "Silver's" response was kinda... /unsure. You're implying that something's up, man!]

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[mischieftrader]

Then we're okay, yeah. [By Yellow's definition, at least.]

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[tsunbreeder]

[Nod. Nothing to worry about.]

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[moehealer]

Oh um... Okay then! [..Gold sure is quiet! It's kind of weird. Maybe he's just tired from being away. yep.]

Anyway, um... How about you guys come up onto Dody? We can go back to the house.

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[mischieftrader]

[Well, if you say so... Climbing on top of Yellow's crazy ostrich mount thing.]

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[tsunbreeder]

[Silver doesn't waste time in joining them. Cool, he's on Dody...]

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[moehealer]

[excellent]

Are you guys ready?

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[mischieftrader]

[A nod.]

Yeah.

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[tsunbreeder]

[Nod.]

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[moehealer]

[excellent. In that case, LET'S GOOOOO whoosh.]

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[mischieftrader]

[WHOOSH.]

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[tsunbreeder]

[WHOOOOOSH.]

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[moehealer]

[YEAH WHOOSHING THROUGH THE FOREST and this may take some time soo]

So.. um... What happened while you guys were away?

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[mischieftrader]

I don't wanna talk about it. [it's awkward.]

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[tsunbreeder]

I don't wannna talk about it. [It's a touchy subject.]

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[moehealer]

..H-huh? Um... Okay... [...awkward. Now she's even more curious though gdi. Oh well.]