AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[tsuntrader]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

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[imatreenow]

[Wow, okay, he does not want to have this conversation with 'Silver'. Anyone who sounds like they're parroting Lloyd is subject to a rapid loss of points, and Silver was already deep in the negatives. So even though 'Gold's' attitude is irritating - if not completely expected from a human - he'll take this opportunity to drop the whole thing.

Hold on a few moments while he struggles back to his feet in silence, leveling both of them with a glare as soon as he's upright.]

I wouldn't expect either of you to really understand.

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[mischieftrader]

[Gold closes his eyes, turning away from Mithos, giving the boy a shoulder shrug. He's not impressed with you, Mithos, sorry.]

You're right. We don't understand. So either quit complaining about how woe your life is, or make us understand. Your choice.

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[tsunbreeder]

And there's a lot you don't understand. There's a lot you don't even try to understand. All you do is project your narrow, distorted perception of the world onto others and treat everyone the way you never wanted to be treated. [FIGHT ME.]

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[imatreenow]

It's a waste of time to try to make people understand. They've remained ignorant and bigoted for thousands of years...they will never learn to change.

[It's a waste of time to even talk about it...and even stupider to consider it a remote possibility. Always an impossibility, something that breaks the laws set in place a long time ago.]

...I already told you, I have more important matters to take care of. [so he'll start taking the tiniest, most careful step in the direction he's been heading. So far so good.]

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[mischieftrader]

So do we. I'm not gonna bother wasting my breath on someone who doesn't wanna hear it. [Gold starts walking in the opposite direction of Mithos now.]

Come on, Silver. Time's a'wasting.

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[tsunbreeder]

Yeah, I know. [And Silver starts following Gold without another word or so much as a glance in Mithos' direction.]