AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[tsuntrader]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

Comments

[Video]

[hark_a_suicune]

Of course not. I am merely suggesting you move on, now that you know which way to go!

[And being obnoxious, apparently. Never mind the fact he's the one who distracted you in the first place.]

[Video]

[mischieftrader]

...Right. [Weirdo.]

Well, you've been a lot of help, flamboyant mysticalman, but we've gotta get going! After all, like you said, we know the way to go! Let's boogie outta here, Silver.

[Video]

[tsunbreeder]

Fine, then. We'll go your way.

[...And directed at Eusine:] ...Thanks. [Now let's close this thing and get out of here.]

[hark_a_suicune]

[... And it's one befuddled mysticalman you close your journal on. Befuddled and mouth open as if to say something, but whatever he was about to say died in his throat when you cut off the conversation.
Not that you missed anything, since it was probably going to be something tantamount to "Silver?!"

Oh well. He must have been imagining things! Nothing to worry about!

Aaand closed!]