tsuntrader | AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (

mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (

tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

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[Huh.

Must be jitters from the kidnapping.]

We had to go to that rogue facility- the one people were sent in to investigate in the past, remember?

It was overtaken by some flesh monster... all the walls were covered in eyes and mouths. We had to get rid of it.

[All silence is awkward to Gold.]

...'Flesh monster'? Yeesh, sounds like nightmare fuel.

[...You two can really pick the keepers for conversations at the dinner table.]

[Frey saw no problem with talk of battle at the dinner table, as long as it was a casual dinner....]

It was indeed... Even the air was poisonous. we could not even stop to eat.

[Oh look his sandwich is finished. Not even going to bother with a drink first before taking a bite. Water in a moment, food now.]

[Gold sees no problem with it either. His stomach can handle it.

...Well, his real stomach can. He's not sure about Silver's.]

Sounds pretty rough.

[Hey. His stomach isn't a delicate maiden. It's just not a bottomless hole.

Still, it's the principle of the thing, but whatever. At least this is interesting. Tell us more, Frey.]

[Just give him a few moments to finish that bite of sandwich... Ok maybe two.

After a few moments though, he'll speak once more.]

It was a rather uniquely dangerous situation, that is for certain.

Edited 2012-04-11 07:14 (UTC)

[Gold will waste no time in taking a bite of that sandwich once he finishes making it.]

Probably not one you want to end up back in again, huh?

[...Silver... Is still idly stacking stuff onto his already rather giant sandwich while directing his attention towards listening to the two of them.

...Gold, could you at least ask something less obvious that can actually help us learn more?]

Edited 2012-04-15 03:32 (UTC)

No, definitely not.

[Even if he asked something more detailed, Frey is now completely distracted by the sandwich he is eating.]

Did you learn anything important there?

[That's a better question.]

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