AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[tsuntrader]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

Comments

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[shamelessness]

Wouldn't you not bloom if you weren't taken care of properly?

[Every living things has a life span, but come now. Think about it outside of natural birth and decay.]

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[mischieftrader]

Life's not that simple. You're a Pokémon trainer, dude. You of all people should know that things do better when they're well taken care of.

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[tsunbreeder]

[...Gold, are you really going to pull the you're a trainer card over flowers? Not cool, man.]

Sorry I asked.

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[shamelessness]

[Soon enough they'll break through a tree line, and come across a road.]

Plus, you need to spend a lot of time with them to know what they're feeling.

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[mischieftrader]

[He's putting it in terms you can understand, okok]

Gold is nodding along to what Shiemi is saying, not really getting her hippie mumbo jumbo but figuring it must be right.]

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[tsunbreeder]

[Nod nod nod yeah whatever Gold just let him learn from Shiemi and not you.]

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[shamelessness]

[Shiemi looks down the road on her right.]

That way should lead you to the village square.