tsuntrader | AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (

mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (

tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[--Oh, the flamboyent mysticalman thinks he's Silver.]

See?

[See Gold I told you you're- wait.]

Are you sure?

Absolutely certain! Why, I'd even say it's pretty obvious!

[Eusine unlocked the title: hole-digger!]

Maybe next time you'll listen to me. [Hmph.]

Maybe shut up. [That didn't even make sense but whatever he's so ready to ragequit today okay]

[Rude, brat. Ruuuude.]

Well well, aren't we a sore loser!

Yeah, quit being a sore loser. You heard the guy.

Fine, you're right, whatever, shut up. I don't care. [...He really could have lived without blurting all of that out.]

[There is something incredibly satisfying about this whole situation.]

How did you even manage to get lost, anyway?

We didn't get lost. We got kidnapped.

[...Yeah, he's not adding to that.]

[... Well, he's mildly disturbed the kidnapping thing wasn't just a rumor, but... eep. Might as well learn as much as he can to avoid being next.]

Kidnapped?! How did you escape?

Well, one day we decided we had enough of that crap, blew the place up, and walked out, and here we are.

[He's completely lying. But he also doesn't care too much for you, Eusine.]

Or that was the plan, anyway, until they decided to just dump us in the woods.

[Wow "Silver" that was... kind of rude, actually. Did Gold rub off on you while his back was turned, or...?]

They just let you go as if nothing happened???

Pretty much. They got bored of us and ditched us.

[Nodding.]

I see. Well, I suppose it's good you made it out in one piece, at least!

[Well, now he just falls silent. Yeah, one piece. Right.]

...Yeah. Something like that. [Kind of. Sort of. ...Not really.]

I'm sure you'll be fine!

[YOU CAN'T KNOW THAT EUSINE]

Anyway! Perhaps it'd be highly time you found your way back to the village, don't you think?

That's what we're trying to do.

Do you really think we're just sitting here and enjoying the weather?

Of course not. I am merely suggesting you move on, now that you know which way to go!

[And being obnoxious, apparently. Never mind the fact he's the one who distracted you in the first place.]

...Right. [Weirdo.]

Well, you've been a lot of help, flamboyant mysticalman, but we've gotta get going! After all, like you said, we know the way to go! Let's boogie outta here, Silver.

[Video]

tsunbreeder - 2012-04-08 00:58 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

hark_a_suicune - 2012-04-11 19:10 (UTC) - Expand