tsuntrader | AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (

mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (

tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

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If we just went this way, we would have been home by now.

[...oh dear.]

Um, look--what's around you? Can you see anything distinct?

It's a forest.

Could you at least try not to sound like an idiot? [No, Hiccup. No they can't.]

[Oh boy.]

Look--weren't you kidnapped? Listen, um, Toothless and I...can probably come find you if you need a hand.

[Gold just wants to get back to the village.

What do you say, Silver?]

[...Gold, are you really leaving accepting help up to Silver?] We'll figure it out.

A-are you sure about that? Doesn't seem like you can really decide which way to go.

That's why we're asking who's right. Easiest way to settle things.

[Nod.] Better than aimlessly wandering in either direction.

Yeah, but...no one is going to be able to tell if you don't actually know what's around you.

We know what's around us.

[We- yeah. Nod.]

[BUT YOU JUST SAID]

Ooookay. Then...tell me so I can figure out which way way is the right way?

Trees. [What part of forest do you not understand.]

[Silver takes the journal from Gold and holds it up so Hiccup can at least see the whole bunch of very average and not at all distinguishable trees.]

[Oh for heaven's sake.]

...Yeaaaah, how about Toothless and I try to come find you?

Don't waste your time. The forest is huge, dude. [Since when does Silver say "dude"?]

Exactly. [And since when does Gold only say one word?]

[Silver IS being pretty talkative, isn't he? Well, he does know Hiccup better of the two...]

Uhhh...he has a pretty good sense of smell, you know. Plus we can fly over.

I don't see how he could sniff us out in a bunch of trees, but whatever.

...I guess it's worth a try. [That might be overestimating Toothless' sense of smell a little, but...]

[GOSH, GIVE HIM SO CREDIT YOU GUYS, HE'S A FREAKING DRAGON.]

Ahhh...right. Well be on our way then, alright?

Yeah, whatever. Hurry it up then, alright?

[Hey. Nudging Gold's... His...? ...Nudging Gold's shoulder a little.]

You're supposed to say thank you, stupid.

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