AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[tsuntrader]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

Comments

[voice]

[generalflirt]

I was counting on you... ah. Whatever.

[Kaori and Frey would have made a big deal of it with him]

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

Besides, you definitely never said anything.

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

[There's nothing for him to add here, so he just keeps quiet.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Silver-dono, this one realizes Gold-dono and you art attached at the waist day in and night out, but this doth not concern thee. This one apologizes for this.

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

...Dude, what are you going on about?

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

...What? [At least he's not the only one who's completely lost here.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

Oh, it's a thing I do with Silver-kun.

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

[Gold passes a glance at Silver. What the hell, man?]

Masaomi, you're a weirdo, I swear.

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

[-Hey. Don't look at him like that. He doesn't get it either. He's not even sure if it's some weird form of teasing or if Masaomi just can't stand him.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

How rude, Silver-dono.

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

[...Oh Masaomi, he's so disappoint in you right now.]

...Whatever. [The disappoint in his voice is clear.]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

[Rude but true, Masaomi. Rude but true.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[ . . . ]

Wait, something's weird here. That didn't sound like Silver-dono. And gold doesn't sound like Gold.

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

Oh yeah? [Did you finally catch on, Masaomi? FINALLY?]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

Do we? I didn't notice. [Finally?]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[...Okay one way to tell]

Blue-chan had a nice ass.

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

[Or you could just make your claim anyway, Masaomi.]

Heh, damn right she does!

[Incoming Silver punch in three, two...]

1/5

[tsunbreeder]

[tsunbreeder]

[Oh no you did not]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

[Oh no you fucking did not]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

[PUNCH]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

Would you quit talking about her nice ass?! Don't touch it, don't look at it, don't even think about it!

[HIS OWN BODY? HE DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK

HE WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH YOUR OWN BODY]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

[...Did Silver just admit it?

Staring at the book]

[voice]

[mischieftrader]

[Oh fuck no you don't! He refuses to lose to you, Silver, even if you have his superior strength now!]

[voice]

[tsunbreeder]

[Yeah you better put up a fight, even if you aren't as strong as him now, don't have the power of overprotective little bro rage, and haven't really adjusted to his body.

Please stand by, Masaomi.]