tsuntrader | AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (

mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (

tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

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It's more annoying than anything.

Look, can we chat about this some other time? [Or never, but especially not now while he's still preoccupied with being annoyed about being Gold.]

[...Oh. She'll face forward and shut up, then. She's never been mallynapped before, so she wouldn't know.]

You don't need to be rude, you know. [Directed right at Silver, though he's going to start following Shiemi.]

Edited 2012-04-05 00:01 (UTC)

[...] Sorry. [But he's still going to glare at Gold before following the both of them.]

N-no, it's fine! I guess it was insensitive for me to ask?

...Don't worry about it. Let's just go, okay?

[Nodding. His thoughts exactly.]

[Shiemi grows silent again, though this time not because she was discouraged to speak. It won't be long until they're out of the woods, but as they walk she'll do little things like avoiding stepping on flowers and other such plants.]

[Gold takes notice of her little ritual there.]

...You really like plants, don't you? [The cookies, avoiding stepping on flowers...]

[Silver notices it too. Of course, he's seen Shiemi's plants and knows her love for them, so while his question comes out at around the same time, it's a little different.]

Do you have any of these plants at home?

Mm, yes! I do.

The ferns and wild flowers are really happy out here too. There's lot of room to grow.

You can tell what they're feeling?

Good. [Hopefully it won't suddenly get cold and hinder their growth. He can't imagine Shiemi being happy about that.]

Yes! You just have to look at them to know. If they're blooming and healthy they're happy, but if one is withered or turning brown it's sick or unhappy.

[Well, that's disappointing. He thought she was some kind of plant empath.]

...I thought blooming and withering had to do with age, not happiness.

Wouldn't you not bloom if you weren't taken care of properly?

[Every living things has a life span, but come now. Think about it outside of natural birth and decay.]

Life's not that simple. You're a Pokémon trainer, dude. You of all people should know that things do better when they're well taken care of.

[...Gold, are you really going to pull the you're a trainer card over flowers? Not cool, man.]

Sorry I asked.

[Soon enough they'll break through a tree line, and come across a road.]

Plus, you need to spend a lot of time with them to know what they're feeling.

[He's putting it in terms you can understand, okok]

Gold is nodding along to what Shiemi is saying, not really getting her hippie mumbo jumbo but figuring it must be right.]

[Nod nod nod yeah whatever Gold just let him learn from Shiemi and not you.]

[Shiemi looks down the road on her right.]

That way should lead you to the village square.

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