tsuntrader | AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (

mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (

tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

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-Gold, you bastard, you didn't tell anyone I was on a mission!

I didn't even know you were on a mission. [But wait, that's Silver answering, not Gold... Right?]

We were a little busy. [You know, nothing too big. Just being kidnapped. No big deal.]

I gathered- but it was the day before White Day! The 13th! I know I told you, regardless of whatever else went down. Come on man, you've gotten me in trouble with everyone else!

Pick your mission days better, then.

If you knew it was gonna be such a big deal, why didn't you say something?

I was busy - you only get one day's notice you know.

But you volunteer for them.

And five minutes is enough to say something.

I'm usually signed up for them. Gold, I told you to tell them.

Like he said, five minutes is enough time to go "Hey, I'm going on a mission. Be back later."

You've got no one to blame but yourself.

I was counting on you... ah. Whatever.

[Kaori and Frey would have made a big deal of it with him]

Besides, you definitely never said anything.

[There's nothing for him to add here, so he just keeps quiet.]

Silver-dono, this one realizes Gold-dono and you art attached at the waist day in and night out, but this doth not concern thee. This one apologizes for this.

...Dude, what are you going on about?

...What? [At least he's not the only one who's completely lost here.]

Oh, it's a thing I do with Silver-kun.

[Gold passes a glance at Silver. What the hell, man?]

Masaomi, you're a weirdo, I swear.

[-Hey. Don't look at him like that. He doesn't get it either. He's not even sure if it's some weird form of teasing or if Masaomi just can't stand him.]

How rude, Silver-dono.

[...Oh Masaomi, he's so disappoint in you right now.]

...Whatever. [The disappoint in his voice is clear.]

[Rude but true, Masaomi. Rude but true.]

[ . . . ]

Wait, something's weird here. That didn't sound like Silver-dono. And gold doesn't sound like Gold.

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