tsuntrader | AND THEN THERE WERE MORONS [Video]

[After what's felt like far too long, Gold and Silver are back. Of course, the sensible thing to do would probably be to alert someone of their return and the fact that they're okay through at least one of their journals and all that good stuff.

And Silver does open up his journal. You'd think that would be what Gold would do before Silver, wouldn't it? Well, things are a little... Mixed up at the moment. So "Silver" opens up his journal to speak his piece.]

Which way is it to the village? It's this way, right? ["Silver" points in a direction to his right.]

Yeah, go ahead and tell him all about how it's actually this way. ["Gold" points in a direction to his left.]

I'm telling you, it's this way. [Pointing!]

And I'm telling you there's no way it's not this way! [Pointing in the opposite direction!]

And what makes you so sure?!

Why wouldn't I be so sure?

[And now looking at the journal.] Tell this idiot he's wrong and that it's this way to the village. [Pointing in that direction again]

Yeah, or tell the truth and let this moron know that he couldn't find his way to the village if his life depended on it.

[And it continues on. Someone might want to fill them in on how they're both wrong and both stupid before this goes on forever. And maybe, you know, comment on how they're back.]

[ooc: SO HEY GUYS GOLD AND SILVER ARE BACK. Except, well, Gold is Silver (

mischieftrader) and Silver is Gold (

tsunbreeder). What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, that's what. ...And by nothing I mean everything. ALSO ALLOW ME TO REITERATE THAT THEY ARE BOTH POINTING THE WRONG WAY. And stupid. So yes. Also order is- ...Uh. You then "Silver" then "Gold". You then mischieftrader then tsunbreeder.]

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...There is no reason to apologize. It was not likely, but I had to ask. [If they had seen her... if she was ok. He would like to think the Malnosso would not harm a child, but he knew that was likely a false hope.

He knew that helpless feeling very, very well. To have his sister taken again, even under such vastly different circumstances....]

I just hope she is ok.

...She'll be fine, dude. You've gotta have faith that she'll come back alright. If you start being negative about it, then it'll probably turn out negative. Just be here waiting for her when she's returned.

That's all you can do right now.

[...Nod. Gold's right, even if it's easier said than done.]

I know. I've been keeping an eye out for her return. [Wait- That was...]

'Dude'?

Did you make anything for dinner? [Completely avoiding Frey's question.]

[Wow Gold, that was a really abrupt topic change.

...It's still a really welcome one right now, though. Please say yes, please say yes-]

[given Freyjadour looks like hell and is covered in cuts, bruises and bandaged wounds, hasn't slept in 48 hours and is downright exhausted, he really had every right in the world to say 'no'.

Instead....]

I was just planning to make a sandwich... but I can make some for you two as well, if you'd like?

[What, they'd just gotten back from a kidnapping. He could afford to be something of a mother hen.]

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Yeah, sounds good.

We can all make sandwiches together. [And with that, Silver's heading straight to the kitchen.]

Great. [Following Gold (Silver) Into the kitchen and heading to the fridge.] What do you want on the sandwiches..? I'm afraid I don't know if the fridge has been restocked since I left....

[Wait what why are we all making sandwiches I just want to eat a sandwich I am le tired and le headachey and le grumpy and le anxious and oh fine I guess we're all making sandwiches now.]

I stocked up the fridge the day before we were taken, but I dunno how much you guys were eating while we were gone. [Now isn't that odd, Frey? Gold's usually the one who stocks the fridge ~~because only he understands just how much food is necessary to satisfy his hunger.~~]

[Wow Gold suck it up we all are

And you guys have that conversation there, Silver's just gonna go find the bread because we're not weirdos that keep our bread in the fridge here.]

....You did, Silver?

[Frey pulls out the sandwich fixings, placing each container and item on the counter as he does so. Frey himself often refilled it a bit, but he could only really provide what he knew of, and very rarely could keep up with what the more modern and hungry members of the household wanted.

But he was observant enough to know that Silver wasn't the one who had.....]

Yeah. But that was probably, what, two weeks ago?

[What's taking so long with that, Silver? Come on. Gold's walking over there now. The bread's right here in the bread box, dude.]

[Dude, I already have the- ...Yeah you know what fine you take the bread and make the sandwiches and he'll just watch then.]

It was......

...Silver, you never filled the fridge two weeks ago, if I remember correctly. That was Gold. [Looking to 'Gold' for confirmation.]

[Lalala, making a sandwich.]

[...Yep, making a sandwich. Sandwich making sounds nice. Did you say something, Frey?]

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[Just.... going to go back to making that sandwich of his own, then.

Odd.... did they go shopping together? Maybe he was remembering incorrectly... He was tired.]

[Yep, don't wanna talk about it. Just gonna load this sandwich with meaty meat goodness and not talk about it.]

[Piling stuff on this sandwich instead of talking about it sounds good... Even if he's still thinking about it.

...A lot of stuff. Mostly meat. Way too many cold cuts. Silver's more than a bit distracted and not exactly aware of just how much he's piling onto his sandwich.]

[Frey will just be minding his own sandwich.... chicken, tomato, lettuce..... ok so maybe he was a bit hungrier then he thought, if the amount he's piling into his sandwich is indication.

They hadn't had time to stop for more then a few bites of rations with the toxic air, afterall.]

[Awkward silence however, is not good. Gold hates awkward silence.]

What did you do on your mission?

[...Sigh. Gold, not all silence is awkward silence.]

[Huh.

Must be jitters from the kidnapping.]

We had to go to that rogue facility- the one people were sent in to investigate in the past, remember?

It was overtaken by some flesh monster... all the walls were covered in eyes and mouths. We had to get rid of it.

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